Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"
"You always do this to me, Mom."
Okay, I admit it, I laughed quite loudly at this.
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
I know i reblogged this this morning but..this is perfect i’m sorry.
"Ahh, horsewomen. They will never be impressed by the size of your dick"-
I JUST ABOUT FUCKING PEED MYSELF LAUGHING AT THIS OMFG
Okay but guys it’s true XD
After assisting in enough in-hand breedings with young stallions that need help… finding the target… well, nothing looks big anymore.
this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london
THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-
Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians
I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited