(Source: onlylolgifs)


bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."


gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole


thebitterthesweet:

tastefullyoffensive:

mrlovenstein

Okay, I admit it, I laughed quite loudly at this.

thebitterthesweet:

tastefullyoffensive:

mrlovenstein

Okay, I admit it, I laughed quite loudly at this.


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers 


kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough


neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
image
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

image

this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)


chubbyyprincess:

I know i reblogged this this morning but..this is perfect i’m sorry.

(Source: validx2)


"Ahh, horsewomen. They will never be impressed by the size of your dick"

-

Goshawke [x]

I JUST ABOUT FUCKING PEED MYSELF LAUGHING AT THIS OMFG

(via heartofhorselords)

Okay but guys it’s true XD

(via sandetiger)

After assisting in enough in-hand breedings with young stallions that need help… finding the target… well, nothing looks big anymore.

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punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

(Source: drugcartels)


(Source: woodsmokeandpumpkins)


zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves


smallfavorsinhighdoses:

Oh

smallfavorsinhighdoses:

Oh

(Source: statueofimpotentrage)


fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

(Source: memewhore)


foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited


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